All my clothes come from the less wacky sections of Covent Garden H&M. I try and buy clothes from other places sometimes but always fail. Even other branches of H&M. I also only ever wear jeans and T-shirt. I am in a clothes rut and have been for three years. Before that I didn't think about clothes at all and, as it turns out, people noticed but declined to tell me.
You need a social climber girlfriend for three months - just long enough for her to help you spend all your money on 'cool' clothes. After that you'll have a full wardrobe and pulling power for something less demanding.
ReplyDeleteThat or throw yourself open to the office girls to be 'rescued' - only if it bugs you. Just avoid being revamped by five gays in a 4WD.
ROFL!!!!!